Arlington Loves Football!

I read in the news this week that the Arlington County Board — having run out of actual problems  — has decided to enter the world of naming professional sports teams. So what names fit for Virginia’s most “politically correct” elected body?   Here’s a short list:

1.  The Dog Park Warriors.

2.  The Million Dollar Bus Stops.

3.  The Abandoned Street Cars.

4.  The (Over) Regulators.

5.  The Tax and Spenders.

6.  The Vicious Vegans.

7.   Poets in Turtlenecks.

8.   The Exploited.

9.  White Liberal Angst.

10.  The Granola Bars.

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  • Anonymous

    Good one, paleface